Guilty pleasure

I succumb to an embarrassingly high number of guilty pleasures for myself, and feel appropriately guilty for each one - caloric content, time wasters, productivity zappers, etc.  William's guilty pleasures are cuter, and will therefore be our subject, but cause me more guilt than my own.

• Melted ice cream in a coffee cup that he sips while repeatedly telling his audience that he's drinking coffee.
• Too much screen time - Sesame Street, Thomas the Train, and cartoons he asks for by name ("Cats" (Puss in Boots), "Penguins" (Happy Feet 2), "Girl" or "Eugene" (Tangled - the Rapunzel cartoon), "Car" (Cars 2), "Elephant" (Ice Age), and "Elephant. Dinosaur" (Ice Age 3: Dawn of the Dinosaur (?))
• Pacifiers (but at this point, ONLY when he is going to sleep or sleeping).
• "Medium shoclat" (Whataburger chocolate milkshake), "Shoclat" (M&Ms or expensive chocolate bars Nang gets on out of town business trips), "Bacon" (beef jerky stolen from the stand at Om Noi's convenience store), and "Canny" (candy).